The mothership has suffered a terrible tragedy. It has encountered a storm that has terrified its occupants. FunkMaster Flash at the controls is unable to guide the ship to a safe landing. The ship is spinning out of control about to self destruct without a plan B. The blue box will reveal the ugly details once recovered. Davie AKA Funk Master Flash and his basketball sidekick Slam dunk Tom are trying to avoid a crash and save the crew. Some of the crew have already abandon the ship. Will the Funk Master Flash And Tom go down with the ship? ....Time is running out and unlike a ride on the Magic School Bus where everything turns out alright, the mothership is in a death roll.
Since the ships occupants are predominately African American I will refrain from using the term Titanic but never the less the ship is about to sink.
The ship is traveling through time , space, and multilevel marketing seas.
Its almost June 2010 Now and and the Sales Reps. are being paid for past February 2010. The checks received have no explanation of who the reps are being paid for or what time period. Some of us have not been paid at all and are very angry. When requested an explanation, the crew was sent a report so complicated that it was difficult to impossible to decipher.
Now Davie and Tom are not faith healers who can lay hands on the situation and heal the problem.
Seven months into the business and Davie and Tom are blaming Tricia And Tyrone's record keeping and management.
Surely The Funk Master Davie should have known that someone has to keep records; some one who is qualified.
Now Davie is a nice fellow. I like Davie. He can really dress to impress, but is the only Sales President
who can talk for two hours and say nothing. He is long winded, boring and corny .
Dave I don't need you to tell me to dream. I do that every night.
To dream about riches, success, and lots of money. Sure I would like to have a brand new house, new car and wonderful vacation. ...... Give... me...a.... break.
Just the facts Davie!! Don't preach to the choir. We are already in the business. Just show us the money: that all..............Slam Dunk Tom you might be able to sign a contract with the Seventy Sixer's if you survive. They are hurting right now.
Davie Boy I strongly recommend that you go directly to business school, do not pass go. Take an accounting course.
Never the less we love you both and thanks for the ride. It was so exciting while it lasted but that sudden stop is what killed the deal. Waiting on checks is no fun. Please understand that business is business. Where the money talks is where other stuff walks.
May God Bless You!! (Previously written May 17 2010)